How To Make: A Cup of Tea

We brits love a cuppa and there is much dispute in the perfect way to make and take your brew. To end arguments once and for all follow our simple step by step recipe below. And if you’re illiterate or just lazy, a handy tutorial.

Step 1. Add water to a tea holding utensil

Recommended: Mug, Plant pot, Hard bottomed hat

Step 2. Microwave for 1 minute

Step 3. Add milk

You could use cow, sheep, cashew, rice, almond, hazelnut or oat milk

Step 4. Season to taste

I like a bit of salt and pepper to bring out the aromatic fragrance of the tea leaves

Step 5. Add tea

Step 6. Stir and grab a biccie to dunk

Brit favourites include: Fig Rolls, Garibaldi’s and Pink Wafers

1 thought on “How To Make: A Cup of Tea

  1. accidentally did all the instructions backwards and I somehow made a cup of coffee and summoned a demon? Might want to include a warning about this, demon was a nice chap tho so not too bad

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